Man Utd 2 Chelsea 1

It's a sad scoreline but there's still everything to play for. Two red replica tops spotted in school to just the one glorious blue one, so far. But I'm doing everything I can to turn this around over the course of the season. I've already got an entire class of Juniors whose favourite player is Shevchenko. Now we just need to turn their raw enthusiasm into replica merchandise.

(Oh, and this just in... a familiar story, I'm afraid: Newcastle nil Liverpool nil.)